Sunday, 13 October 2013

I Can't See..

..Little E. I'm afraid my model has deserted me for the day. He's very busy sorting out WHO he's going to be dressed up as for Halloween (and there's a clue in that). I've finished his monkey hat and, as he isn't around, I took it out to the garden for a picture. Though I have never seen a monkey clothes pegged in a flower bed. Wait, doesn't that sound like a game?


Why, Little E, it sounds like YOUR game. I haven't told you about Little E's game? Ah, well, over the summer Little E invented a wordgame of his very own. Great for car trips, or sitting in the bath, or going for walks with. It's simple, it doesn't need cards or dice or three hundred small plastic pieces. Want to play? All you have to do is finish up this sentence with the most outrageous activity you can think of....like this...

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BABY........

- chasing elephants round the London Underground

(usually he starts small..)

- roller skating across a duck pond while wearing a cowboy hat

(and then he builds..)

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BABY...

- wearing his pyjamas and eating noodles in a pumpkin patch

(sometimes he likes to add a little colour)

-eating oranges whilst pogo-ing through a hot, green jungle

(or throw in a little something he'd like to try himself)

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BABY...

- cycling backwards through a shopping centre in the dark of night

I'd like to see him have a go at that one. And he'd like to see you have a go at I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BABY. How outrageous can you get? Go on, dare that baby to go wild....

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BABY..

28 comments:

Sian said...

I have never seen a baby...surf a wave in his pyjamas whilst chewing on a sardine..

..there, that's a start :)

helena said...

I have never seen a baby - eating candyfloss in a dingy being pursued by pirates on jet skies

love how his mind works. recently my (24 year old) nephew has been texting me with questions such as 'where would you take the tardis?' - my 1st answer was 'to join Captain Janeway on voyager before she met the borg; or 'if the Lannisters are in Slytehrin which house would the Starks be in'

Abi said...

This is hilarious and I love that monkey hat.
I have never seen a baby...trampoline across a crocodile infested river whist eating a piece of toast!

Mel said...

Swimming in marshmallows whilst listening to heavy metal full blast...wait doesn't that sound like an Evian ad?

Miriam said...

I have never seen a baby octopus skiing while taking a photo of himself texting his mother saying look at meeeeeeee eating a peanut butter sandwich.

Miriam said...

ps forgot to say that although I have never seen a purple monkey hiding in a clematis I do like the look of him.

Missus Wookie said...

I've never seen a baby - riding a unicycle across the desert to get dessert.

Has Little E see 'the brown book'? It build in a similar fashion and was a favourite around here for some time.

I like the hat too :)

scrappyjacky said...

I've never seen a baby swimming down a shark infested river to buy a new hat with his credit card...
A fun game...thanks Little E.

Melissa said...

I have never seen a baby . . . kicking a field goal from the 50 yard line in front of 50,000 screaming fans.

(Is it a football Sunday after all! LOL)

Louise said...

....playing rugby in a onezie while eating a hotdog!!

You can guess what i've been up to today. Little E is quite a character!

Sandra said...

.... Dancing a jive whilst juggling flaming batons lol.

I think he's certainly got his Aunties creative mind.


Ladkyis said...

I have never seen a baby - hula dancing on a unicycle while eating a curly wurly

Amy said...

I have never seen a baby on the back of a kangaroo bounding through the outback eating a vegemite sandwich.

Love his work Aunty Sian and I love how he can build up the tension in a story!

Cheri said...

Little E never ceases to crack me up ... while amazing me at the same time. Okay, I have never seen a baby dancing to Yankee Doodle Dandy outside in the middle of a tornado while trying to drink a glass of chocolate milk without spilling.

Karen said...

Living with Little E must be constant entertainment! I've never read a post about him that didn't delight!

Sue Althouse said...

I have never seen a baby.....knitting a pair of socks while standing on his head in the middle of the freeway.

Goodness, makes me smile and feel silly, that was fun!

Alison said...

I have never seen a baby bungee jump from a suspension bridge whilst eating ice cream!...I love little E!!
Alison xx

Becky said...

I have never seen a baby create a scrapbook layout whilst driving a steam train and cooking eggs in the firebox! Little E is wonderful!

Sandie said...

What fun! I'm going to have to tell this to my grand daughters!

I've never seen a baby riding a camel through a river being chased by pink fluffy chipmunks!

alexa said...

What a creative little mind! I have never seen a baby sitting on the roof of a vintage steam roller, flying a kite with one hand and firing a water pistol into the crowd with the other!

Beverly said...

I have never seen a baby eating with chopsticks while listening to opera and giving a cat a bath. Love the monkey hat and Little E's mind!

debs14 said...

I have never seen a baby roller skating through a jungle wearing a monkey hat and eating a marshmallow sandwich.

Lisa-Jane said...

Sitting on my sofa, eating jellied eels, wearing a tutu! Seriously, this is a BRILLIANT game! Its a great tool for developing literacy without them knowing its education! Well done Little E and Aunty Sian!

Jennie Hart said...

I was looking forward to catching up with your blog and there is a game waiting for me; very cool Little E.

I have never seen a baby dancing with the dragonflies in bright orange rubber boots, singing the theme tune to bring me sunshine.

Great idea :-)

Jo said...

I have never seen a baby shaving while walking lions through the desert! Love the game and the hat :)

tidbitsandtreasures2011 said...

That Little E!

I have never seen a baby fly a kite wearing a onesie that matches the kite!

Maria Ontiveros said...

do a bicycle kick while wearing a wizard hat!
What a fun game.
Rinda

Gail said...

I have never seen a baby jump through hoops while wearing skates.

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